Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my shit smells like andre
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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