Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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