The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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