youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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