It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
