Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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