I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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