He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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