Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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