:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
