i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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