I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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