i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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