Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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