i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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