just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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