i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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