I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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