yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Walk of Shame today included voting.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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