So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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