not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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