we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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