This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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