Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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