Don't you send me to vm
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
