Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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