we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
