I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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