It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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