Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
accomplished twins. life is a go
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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