We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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