The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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