No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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