i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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