I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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