it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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