You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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