I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
