its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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