i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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