Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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