Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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