Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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