..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
that is very illegal...i love you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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