If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
