if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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