I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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