And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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