would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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