Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I think your dad took our porno
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
